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Jul
23rd
Mon
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
— Peter Ustinov
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When?

When? :|

Jul
8th
Sun
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Who wants to try that?

Jul
4th
Wed
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Happy Illegal Fireworks Day!

Have fun out there with them illegal fireworks if you use them. Don’t run from the cops if you get caught.

Jul
3rd
Tue
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I should try that one day with the omelette crew.

Jul
2nd
Mon
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Never Run From The Cops. Ever. Forever. EVER.

...As title says

Jun
30th
Sat
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Summer Grill

Yup. BBQ. Yum.

Jun
29th
Fri
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The Titty Song!

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Fun

Fun

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Fireworks

Yup, it’s the time of the year to go to c.town and get some illegal fireworks. We did the old Chinese bargain @ c.town tactic and saved us a few bucks. Me, Michael, Jerry, and Steven walked around looking for which place sold the cheapest fireworks and found that this one stall with this really cute Asian girl (by cute i mean she was really adorable!!!) had the cheapest deals because she asked us how much their competitors are selling it for and we just bullshitted the price and they said, “Ok, we’ll sell it for [insert price, cheaper by a few bucks]” It was great. Jerry being Jerry decided to put his arms on her shoulders and asked “Hey what school you go to” It happened to be her dad sitting down next to her and Jerry got so scared that he hopped away in fear along with his beautiful scream.

So we left and decided to checkout this other store and see their prices. That store was totally a rip-off and when the seller was talking to Michael about the price, Jerry said, “Hey we work for the Los Angeles Police Department, so you have to make it cheaper or else” The guy’s facial expression suddenly changed for the worst where his eyes opened up pretty big for an Asian and he said in disgust “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT” in a semi fobbish accent. Man was that funny. We left the store and walked to the car and went to Steven’s house.

We decided to take some fireworks to McKinley and light them up. It was just Me, Michael, Steven, and Alan. There came a group of 4 young kids. 2 Black and 2 Mexicans. They were so fun to mess with. Michael pointed a bottle rocket at them while it was lit and one of the Black kid ran so fast into the fields in fear. They tried to buy some off us but they offered too cheap.

After we left McKinley, we got in the car and I shot a bottle rocket towards a house and we drove off. After that, Michael shot a bottle rocket as well which almost hit this one van and he zoomed out of there.

That concluded my day. I am here eating and writing this blog :D